Current Statistics of Jane Tawel**
February 11, 2017
**While in general statistics are at best an inexact science and at worst propaganda for manipulating ideas, my following statistics are based on many years of study and those that are not restricted to my temporal identity are 100% reliable no matter the culture, nationality, or era in which a person might live. Thankfully these statistics are meant to be non-manipulative, unless you consider the fact that we were created to be manipulated.
But now, O LORD, You are our Father,
We are the clay, and You our potter;
And all of us are the work of Your hand.
Do not be angry beyond measure, O LORD,
Nor remember iniquity forever;
Behold, look now, all of us are Your people. (Isaiah 64: 8,9)
Measured Statistics of Jane Tawel, February 11, 2017
(God Willing, not subject to change any time soon)
- Proud 99%er American
- Proud 20%er American “Christian”
- Ashamed 100% Sinner
- Eternally Grateful 100% Saved
- 0% financial debt in America
- Forever indebted to Jesus
- 1 of 50.8% of American citizens
- 1 of 1 that Jesus died for
- 1 0f approximately 7 billion people alive in 2017
- 1 of all souls who have ever lived who is created in the image of God
Jane Tawel’s Credentials for these statistics include:
Completely un-famous and unknown in the United States.
Jehovah knows my name. (John 10:3)
Humbly and Meekly flying my Country’s Flag:
Jane Tawel 